meQal's Redneck Playland Your Home For Grits And Grease Body Paints
meqal
- Name: meQal
- Age: 39
- Gender: Male
- Location: Bum Fuck Nowhere US
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The Patron Saint Of Rednecks
Pics That Made Me Laugh
Capping Posts
Places I Go That Is Not Porn
Recipes
Fried Pies
1-2 Cans Of Biscuits
Fruit Of Choice
1 Cup Of Sugar
Mix Fruit And Sugar In A Bowl
Heat A Frying Pan With Cooking Oil
Wrap Fruit/Sugar Mix In A Biscuit
Place In Hot Oil
Fry Until Golden Brown
Drain On A Paper Towel
Serves 1-20 Depending On How Many Each Person Eats
Lasagna
2 Boxes Lasagna Noodles
1 lb. Ricotta Cheese
1 lb. Ground Beef
1 lb. Bulk Italian Sausage Meat
1 Large Pack Of Pepperoni
3 Bags 6 Italian Cheese Blend Cheese
2 Jars Of Pasta Sauce
1 Clove Of Garlic
Italian Spices Mix
Very Large Baking Pan
Salt To Taste
Brown Ground Beef And Bulk Italian Sausage Then Drain Off Excess Fat
Crisp Pepperoni In Frying Pan And Drain On Paper Towel
Blend Italian Spices Mix With Ricotta Cheese
Boil Lasagna Noodles
In A Very Large Pan Layer Pepperoni The Combination Of
Ground Beef And Italian Sausage And Pour Sauce Over It
Then A Layer Of Lasagna Noodles
Spread A Layer Of Ricotta Cheese Then Add Another Layer of Noodles
Cover Second Layer Of Noodles With 6 Cheese Blend
Repeat Until Almost To Top Of Pan Making Sure Last Layer Is Noodles
And 6 Cheese Blend
Place In An Oven Preheated To 375 Degrees And Bake For 1 Hour
Remove From Oven And Let Cool For 10 Minutes Then Slice Into Squares
Serves 10 - 14
This Map Is A Fucking Liar
Fellow Cappers
meqal currently stalking 75 Cappers and rummaging thru their trash
Things I Am Willing To Tell People
I was born naked and spent over half my life that way. These days I make personal appearances at local grocery stores
and adult book shops promoting my new "Grits and Gravy" body paints. Even if my business is a flop I can always enjoy the fact that I am King of the
Rednecks.
Yes! I have greeted Jehovah's Witnesses naked at my door!
Things I Do For Free
Searching the world for naked pictures of Ann B. Davis.
Eating paint chips with dip.
Living trailer fabulous while wishing you all Budweiser wishes and pickled egg dreams. My eyes have witness the glory of the cumming of two big titted whores.
They were panting a wheezing and wearing wet tee shirts. I plan to spend a few nights with just to be sure my truth is marching
on.
Things I Get Paid To Do
King of the Rednecks and Professional Internet Surfer
"ONE REDNECK TO RULE THEM ALL,
ONE REDNECK TO FIND THEM
ONE REDNECK TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER
AND IN A TRAILER BEER THEM
FROM THE LANDS OF
BUM FUCK NOWHERE HE COMES"
Other Things About Me
I have 3 daughters. I'm an avid gamer and beta tester when I am not writting captions.
Leave A Message And Win A Dancing Banana
Random Insane Ramblings From My Mind
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How To Argue Over The Internet
03/16/08 05:32:35 | 0 What Ya Think About It
One of my most favorite things to watch is two or more people arguing over the internet. Be it a chat room, an online video game, or my personal favorite place to watch it happen, a forum site. It is hilarious because often these arguments are over the most stupid stuff imaginable. Crap like virtual items, or online "lovers" or movies on IMDB, you know stuff no one but the two arguing give a crap about.
There are some rules that I have seen develop from these brain challenged... -
This Pissed Me Off
03/14/08 06:27:11 | 0 What Ya Think About It
I hate those Nigeria email scams. They always seem to appear in my inbox for my email. I delete them and only have more to appear. If they were to be believed, I have several unknown relatives in Africa who died, won the UK lottery several times, and I am the person every foreign official is told to contact when they need to transfer money. Needless to say I'm not falling for it.
Well today when checking my email, I found a new twist on the Nigerian email fraud scam. The one I got today...
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